One of your jobs will be pulling teeth. You'll do this with a pair of pliers!

We don't give the patients any anaesthetic so they tend to scream a lot. Don't let it worry you, it hurts them far more than it hurts you.

We get a lot of rich people with bad teeth, they can afford to eat a lot of sugar. They think it's good for their health.

Of course, this means that they'll have to pay us to have their teeth pulled out when they go rotten.